I watch too much television. It’s always on. I’ll watch anything, really: over-the-top children’s shows, plotless crime dramas, played-out reality shows, clichéd teen melodramas, unnecessary educational programs, terribly executed comedies, unfunny sketch shows, appetite-killing cooking shows, unoriginal entertainment news programs, biased news reports, commercials, infomercials. If it’s on, I’ll probably watch [...]